You Know Married a Cop When...

You hear loud things rolling around in your dryer.
Notice anything off?

How about now?

In case you missed it, I'll zoom in...

I had a hunch that the culprit was a bullet, and as I approached the dryer I had visions of it blowing up in my face.  I opened the dryer and my suspicions were confirmed as I loudly said (a bit passive-aggressively) "Oh, lovely!  A bullet!"

I'm sure he read my mind, because Gumshoe yelled from upstairs "They can't explode in the dryer!"

Now I know!