Jealous Much?

Aren't you jealous of our trash-bag-door?

Aren't you jealous of the fact that we have to go through our front door, then open our garage door in order to get to our car or throw trash out?

The good news is that we won't have a trash bag door for very long.  Gumshoe is fixing the door that required repair after this unfortunate incident.

Look...I know you wish you could have all of this going on in your home too...

But if you want your house to look this good...you're just going to have to do it yourself.  You're going to have to kick in your own door.  You're going to have to make your own paint sample artwork and you're going to have to get on a roll one day and paint half of your wall only to leave it unfinished for quite a while.  You know...because you're not in the mood anymore.

And go make your own ladder fort, too.  Because that's totally safe, I'm sure.  And it really helps to discourage playing on the ladder...

Oh!  And be sure to walk away for a second while your toddler is within grabbing distance of the drill.  And when you spot your child with a dangerous and sharp power tool, be sure to get your camera first instead of taking the drill...

I'm working on a parenting book.