A conversation about shoes goes something like this...
Gumshoe: "Hey...did you notice where I put my shoes?"
Me: "No, why?"
Gumshoe: "I put them in the garage. Don't bring them in the house, though...just leave them there."
Me: "OK. Why?"
Gumshoe: "I need to bleach the bottoms of them."
Me: "Why?"
Gumshoe: "I'm pretty sure I stepped in some brain matter at that call-out last night."
Really? Gross. I mean...
REALLY GROSS!
The story behind it is even worse. I'll spare you.
How about instead of bleaching the bottoms of them, we just go ahead and throw them away 'mkay? They look a little old anyway and besides, you conveniently placed them right next to the trash can. They might just find their way into it. And then we can give YOU a bleach-bath because I'm sure there were brain matter particles floating around in the air or something. That's very scientific. I read it somewhere.
On that note...
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Hope you have a brain-free weekend. Well...brain-on-your-shoes-free weekend!
5 comments:
been there.... I have thrown away many clothes and uniforms for the sake of health. lol!
Tell him good try tho!
Mandy
um.....only you, mg. wow. i'm speechless {and totally grossed out}. next birthday i'm getting you tubs of cleaning supplies!
Um, wow. I bet those were words you never imagined you would hear! LOL Kudos to both of you for keeping your cool. I would have freaked if my hubby had said that to me!
Have a great weekend!
haha! This made me laugh. Totally normal conversation to have, right?! If I think about it too much I feel like I need to bleach the entire house pretty much.
Oh my gross!!!
My step-dad is a coroner and there are some pretty gross things I grew up hearing about...
This wins.
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